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quick whos the most amazing blogger on tumblr?... derrr homestuck? WRONG! its mother fuckking orrinjuice stupid ass!
"whaat?" "no way" "cant be"
Well get them dicks out ya orifices and take a look you taint chewer!.
99.9999% of bloggers on tumblr SUCK DICK!
00.00001% of blogggers are orrinjuice!
SO DO THE MATH YOU FUCKING NERD!!
ORRINJUICE OWNS THE FUCKING INTERNET WAVES MUTHERFUCKER!
you see dem posts, you seem dem pics? dat audio? dem quotes? thats the motherfucking cream of the crop bitch. so SIT THE FUCK DOWN and try not to die as i wipe clean that filthy human BRAIN corrupted by shitty porn bloggers and BRony shit, get your left hand of your chin and get your right hand on dem arrow KEYS AND EXPLORE!!
but first "its dangerous to look directly into my blog wear shades, please....... i love you
God dammit seriously?!
I want to cut you out of my life
You’ve infected my skin and made my mind lucid
I didn’t even think I was falling for you
But the feeling of my heart going into my stomach suggests otherwise
I want to cut you out of my skin like a parasite
And if I wasn’t afraid to be riddled with scars, I would.
God dammit seriously?!
I want to cut you out of my life
You’ve infected my skin and made my mind lucid
I didn’t even think I was falling for you
But the feeling of my heart going into my stomach suggests otherwise
I want to cut you out of my skin like a parasite
And if I wasn’t afraid to be riddled with scars, I would.
A gif never reveals its secrets.
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An anon from last night suggested Gastly/Hitmonchan HOPE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH
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you don’t need to read jojo’s thoughts to know that he’s going to punch you to death
and can I just say that their names are amazing ???
terence d’arby
oingo & boingo
fucking jean pierre polnareff
cars, wham and ACDC
i’m not even joking right now
I think the cat wants something
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